Saturday, December 25, 2010

Crap My Mom Says #1

"There's no way I could ever be a lesbian. I hate women."

I'm not even going to get into details about what kind of conversation started that one. But my mom is always saying things that would be foot-in-mouth for other people.


Merry Christmas.

2 comments:

Lauren said...

I hate women too, lol. They're so...manipulative and they love to steal boyfriends. It's like...a game or something. I swear. If the world was ruled by women, all the countries would just talk smack about each other and try to make their country look prettier than the others and less fat haha

Melissa said...

This is fantastic. More to come?